I was once hot on the trail of a cold-blooded pubic hair thief. This person had been shaving hairy women against their will for years. I always knew that my secretary at the time had big tits and I was so focused on her chest that it never dawned on me she had an obsession with female pubic hairs. One day I went into her office and handed her a few things I wanted her to type out. She took the papers from my hand and I noticed she had a couple thin, curly black hairs on her hand. Suspicious, I looked underneath her desk and saw an entire trash bag full of women's pubic hairs! She had been the one shaving the pussy hairs of all my clients against their will. I immediately pulled my pants down and said to her as I stroked my ever-stiffening cock, "The only way you're gonna get out of this is by letting me shave off YOUR pubic hairs right after I fuck your hairy pussy!" to which my secretery gleefully lifted up her skirt and exclaimed, "I thought you'd never ask!"