A Message of Hairy Taco Love

I wanted to post at least a few photos of myself without a werewolf mask on to show people that even though I am in many ways a real werewolf, there are still many parts of me that are human. I wanted to make a small page where I attempt to articulate my message of hairy taco love, how through the love of hirsute erotica and hairy pussies and armpits, we can all learn to make it a safer, more pleasant and pleasurable world. This world should be free of the violence of the moon exhibited by many werewolves of the past. In my ever developing vision of "Werewolf Lifestyles Involving Mexican Food" I lean more heavily on the powers of the sun, of brightness and warmth, these things we all have within us but sometimes so unfortunately do not let shine in the midst of others. Please take a moment to read my humble Message of Hairy Taco Love because I worked very hard on it. My message and vision will never be completely clear, even to myself, but hopefully what I have written here will fan away a bit of the fog.

Ritual Of Tasty Tomatoes

The tomato is a red, round vegetable full of savory, luscious red juice that runs like blood down your throat when you eat it. I know that the tomatoes are the heart of a taco. If anyone tells you that they like their tacos without tomatoes then they are a fool; they have no heart and the Lord will snatch up their soul some day when they are crunching on their naked, lifeless tacos which lack red tomatoes and therefore any shred of LIFE! Do you like to eat lifeless tacos without tomatoes? I didn't think so. . . . Click to see entire photoset

Jalapenos Are Holy

Gorgeously green and extraordinarily spicy jalapenos are an essential ingredient for making your tacos taste like they were made in the holiest of hells. I've known this for a long time as I get out my old rugged cross, tape a couple raw green jalapenos to my underwear and worship this holy pepper like there's no tomorrow. Thankfully the bathroom is right next door with a toilet full of fresh, clean water to drink so to soothe my fire-filled mouth when the feast is finally finished. . . . Click to see entire photoset

Hell Is No Shells

Imagine that you are hirsute werewoman with a nice hairy pussy and that I am trying to lure you to my lair. You are coming home from a hard day at work, looking forward to rewarding yourself to a nice, delicious taco feast. You have the meat, the cheese, the lettuce, tomato, sour cream, hot sauce, jalapenos and all the ingredients for tasty tacos. But as you place all these goodies in front of you a piercing pang of terror rushes through your soul because something is missing. Frantically, you look all about in the kitchen cabinets because someone has stolen your TACO ShEllS!. And what a hell that would be. To find out where your shells went, you need look no further than my apartment where I tauntingly pose for pictures with them while wearing my sexy witch hat, waiting for you to come over and try to take them from me! HAHAHAHA!!! . . . Click to see entire photoset

Seasoning Is Sexy

Ground beef is only a bland, gray mass of dead animals while it sits there in the frying pan, waiting to acquire some taste! That is where the seasoning comes in. I love to get out my crucifix to thank God for taco seasoning packets as I rub the orange, powdery seasoning all over myself while watching one of my favorite movies, "The Wolf Man" with Lon Chaney. . . Click to see entire photoset

Taco Meat Makes It Happen

Next to the shell, the most important ingredient in a taco is the meat. The fried, seasoned ground beef is what makes it happen! When I'm not fucking my blow-up doll, I like to wear it as an apron while I cut up my meat and look forward to a tasty taco dinner. Putting the meat in the shell is a wonderful metaphor for sticking my cock inside a nice hirsute woman's hairy fish taco. . . . Click to see entire photoset

Hot Sauce Wipe-Out!

Ooooooh! It's getting so HOT in here as I don my cool, hip "flame shirt" and pose amidst an array of toilet paper that I decorated my kitchen with. I often use toilet paper as a napkin when I'm eating tacos, wiping the luscious, flaming hot sauce all over the tissues. Observe the sexy, hot sauce-smeared soft tortilla shells that cover my torso and you'll realize right away that this photoset is HOT is more ways than one! It's a total HoT SauCe WiPe-OuT!!! . . . Click to see entire photoset

Taco Of A Lifetime

The other day I was watching some good hairy girl porn. There was a beautiful hirsute woman in it with a hairy pussy wilder than the wind, a thick, black bush full of curly, luscious pubes to feast upon. I was so aroused that I made me some tacos, imagining that they were this babe's hairy vagina in my mouth and how it would have to be the "Taco Of A Life Time". Hahahahahaa. . . . Click to see entire photoset

Around Town With Taco Werewolf

This set was taken by my friend, Chimp Fajita, on a 5 degree full moon night. You've gotta really want it to go out and take a tour of all the town's Mexican restaurants when it's that fucking cold. Along the way we ate some tacos, chowed down on some fajitas and did some hirsute woman hunting. There's nothing like a belly full of Mexican food to warm you up on nights like that! Even if you are howling at the moon while your teeth are chattering. . . . Click to see entire photoset

Desperate For A Hirsute Woman

Damn, I've been so desperate to fuck a hirsute woman with a hairy taco lately that I resorted to fucking my blow-up doll and putting a werewolf mask on her head. The thing is, when I pulled her out of the closet she had a big hole in her from how hard I fucked her the last time. I tried to get her to eat one of my frozen burritos in an attempt to "inflate" her spirits but it didn't help at all. I fucked it, anyway, of course. Hahahahaha. Talk about being "Desperate For A Hirsute Woman"! . . . Click to see entire photoset

Howling Jalapeno

Check out my jalapenos! They may be small and ugly and green but I assure you they will burn your ass hotter than the sun beats down your back on a summer day in Mexico. There is something about jalapenos that fascinates me and my love for them grows deeper all the time. They are so tiny, so ugly but yet they have such potency. A handsome man with a huge head can bite into a ugly little jalapeno and be screaming his head off as his mouth burns and the powerful pepper shows him what the "little guy" can do. We should all aspire to be like jalapenos and do everything we can with what little we have.. . .
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Chili Sunday

Saturday night's chili was so good that I woke up on Sunday and just had to pick up the skillet with what was left of it in it and get another bite. Then I realized it was time for me to make another photoset for my website. I wasn't really into ruining a brand new pair of white cotton briefs but figured "What the hell?" So I played around with the chili a little in front of the camera. Chili counts as Mexican food, right? I think it's "Tex Mex" or something. . . . Click to see entire photoset

Onions and Underwear

Going more than a few days without fucking a hirsute woman's hairy pussy isn't the only thing that makes me cry. When it comes to cutting up onions for my tasty, delicious tacos, I get so excited that I can hardly keep my underwear on. I don't know whether to laugh or cry as the onion's vapors rise up to my eyes and I am forced to take pictures of myself when all I really want to do is put the onions in a taco and chow down! . . . Click to see entire photoset

Taco Cheese Pleases Us

What is a taco without cheese? Those golden-orange, soft, rich tasty flakes of milky sunshine are what provide the glitter and glow to the finest tacos in the world. I know that a good block of cheese is like gold as I get out my hammer to smash it into millions of tiny, tasty tender flakes for which to feed my pet familiar, Casey Quesadilla, just before the two of us have a full-blown taco feast. . . . Click to see entire photoset

Rotten Milk For A Bad Egg

I've been so busy eating delicious hairy tacos all the time that I've been neglecting my eggs and milk! For months they have been sitting in my refrigerator, rotting away while the tacos sit around looking as tasty and fresh as always. When the milk gets sour and the eggs have awful odor power, there's only one thing to do: make a pair of underwear out a plastic grocery store sack and take a few fancy pictures of yourself just before a big taco feast! . . . Click to see entire photoset

Taco Sacrifice For My Hirsute Lover

There was a hirsute werewoman I knew long ago. She was my lover and I will never forget about her. She drove me mad with lust and insane with jealousy if ever another werewolf glanced upon her beautiful hairy fish taco. She died tragically one night and every year around Halloween I go to her grave and sacrifice a taco to her. Notice on the tombstone how her last name is "Howell". Hahahahahaa. . . . Click to see entire photoset

A Song For Taco Salad

One day I didn't have enough money to get some new, fresh tacos at my favorite Mexican restaurant. Initially I fell into a state of depression but felt better once I found a tortilla chip on my floor; then I went into the bathroom and found some lettuce in my toilet. I then got the bright idea to scour my apartment for leftover taco ingredients and make a taco salad! And what better way to celebrate than to sing a song about it? . . . Click to see entire photoset

Cleaning Out The Refrigerator

I had a hot hirsute woman coming over to my apartment the other day to do some hot werewolf fucking so I had to do some emergency clean-up inside my refrigerator in case she started snooping around. I only clean it out maybe once every 5 or 6 years and inside it you can find anything from dirty laundry to books to 3 year old packages of uneaten, rotten hamburger. You'll notice in this photoset what I reach for first: sour cream, hot sauce, tortilla shells and jalapenos-- all ingredients of a taco. . . .Click to see entire photoset

After A Shower

I once had a beautiful hirsute woman lover who lived in my apartment with me for awhile. She would eventually lose her love for me and refuse to let me fuck her. One day she bought a burgondy butt plug and began to use it on herself every night while she lied beside me in bed, preferring it to my cock inside her because she had grown to be so cold. This gorgeous hairy woman would eventually leave me for another werewolf but she left her burgondy butt plug for me to play with. I know I should forget about the past but on dark stormy nights still, when I step out of the shower and dry off with my burgondy bath towel it makes me think of the burgondy butt plug and I play with it while I think of her. Then eventually I cry myself to sleep with it resting in my hands. . . Click to see entire photoset

The Magic Filthy Fan

My bedroom fan is filthy because I havn't cleaned it in over 8 years. Every night I lie in bed as the fan blows dirty, whispering air my way and fills my nostrils with the smell of tasty tacos. The longer I go without cleaning it, the more tacos it creates with its plastic propellar until I finally get my belly full and get out the cleaner. Oh yeah, and dig the new blue pancho! I'm sure all you hirsute women out there will be impressed. . . .Click to see entire photoset

Sour Cream Shower

Nothing tops off a nice, delicious taco like having alot of rich, white savory and yummy sour cream squirted all over it. Not everybody likes sour cream on their taco and alot of taco places, like Taco Bell, will charge you extra for it, only putting sour cream on their more costly "supreme varieties" of taco. I stand against all of these "supreme star wars" and as a symbolic statement of rebellion I take a shower in sour cream every night, treating it like it was water to show that it isn't really WORTH THAT MUCH. . . .Click to see entire photoset

Nacho Underwear Exorcism

There for awhile I felt a powerful, erotic spirit in my apartment. I was certain that it was the ghost of a hirsute werewoman who had died without being fucked by me. She was haunting me and driving me mad, sad because my werewolf cock had never been inside her. She attacked me in my sleep, forcing me to masturbate over and over while thinking of her hairy pussy. I was forced to do an exorcism by crunching on nacho cheese tortilla chips to get rid of her. I figured a crucifix couldn't hurt, either. . . .Click to see entire photoset

Lettuce Pray For Delicious Tacos

The green of the lettuce paints the crisp, tender leaves of the head which I hold in my hand as my stomach growls. I crave tasty tacos so badly that I must get out the image of a crucified God and pray. Let us all pray for delicious tacos; they are good for us and when accompanied by fresh emerald green lettuce their power can get us through alot of life's troubles. Now if it can only get me laid by a hot hirsute werewoman!! I've been craving some babe's furburger like crazy!!Click to see entire photoset

Sports Freak Photoset

During football season, Monday Night Football is a time for me to party and eat a whole slew of delicious tacos. I usually try to get a hairy hirsute werewoman to sit and watch the game with me. I have my cock inside her furry snatch the whole time and only pump it in and out when a guy is running with the ball. Hahahaha. I was alone in this photoset, though, so I got bored and brought out my basketball. . . Click to see entire photoset

Body Hair Beware Launched!

Body Hair Beware! has been launched. This is a showcase for me to wear my various werewolf masks and pose in Mexican food-themed photosets. I often wear my werewolf mask around the apartment when I am working out or watching werewolf movies. I make it a point to always have it on (like right now) when I am working on my websites or especially when I am eating tacos. Occasionally I get to fuck hot babes with hairy pussies while wearing my werewolf mask but that's another story altogether. Most of these sets were self-shot but a few-- including the one in the graveyard-- were taken by my hairy pal, Chimp Fajita. Alot of them are devoted to a particular taco ingredient.

Body Hair Beware! also contains briefs reviews and links to free galleries from a few of the best hirsute women sites on the Net.

All the photosets of me are non-nude and non-sexually explicit so if you're a straight dude you can look at them without getting a homo-erotic complex. Like all of my personal photosets they are just intended for entertainment and to add some humor, color and variety to the site. I admit, some of them are pretty fucking bad. Hahahahaha.